Hotdog we have a weiner!...By Rian

A fine idea Faye! Something we love and want more of! Down with hating...


I love and want more dogs who can balance frankfurters on their noses...

...definately not enough of them in the world. I know that.

...by Faye

Its time for the Japanese to English translation t-shirt fuck up awards.

By Faye

Instead of having a rant today, I wanted to put up something that i love and want and need. More Russian Dolls.

By Rian

This guy annoys us...and not in a good way... we can tear his attempts at being funny apart. There's no point in LOOKING for faults or 'random' things in life people... if you see them straight away the jokes will come to you.

1. People dont drive because they cannot afford to IDIOT! Not because they are too old or too mental to drive a car (generally, 'mental' people don't know they are mental)

2. Old people and people with mental disorders 'disgust' you? Idiot.

3. If he was naturally funny, he wouldnt have to edit his videos so heavily. Even when edited, they're still only minorly humorous.

4. As for your remark (at aprox. .40secs in) "You're on a bus'... NO buddy... YOU are on a bus... you surely cannot expect people to be totally sensitive to your needs. I'm sure they are not playing it 'just to be obnoxious'

5. I have never seen a girl in tears on a bus. Ever. (Ou look... and another take, and another... nice editing funnyboy!)

6.Imagine. The bus driver was wearing a bus driver's uniform. The reason it is high-vis is in case the bus breaks down etc in the dark. He will be clearly visable. (and another take!)

7. How can you be more visable than when you are driving a double decker bus? Em... it's clearly a uniform, again. Idiot.

8. "If people dont see you they're stupid" Are you suggesting that the visually impared are stupid? (Another take in there too...)

9. The beige argument is truly stupid. I dont even need to say why. (one or two takes)

Other than that...quite a funny guy.

I V I K E...By Faye

Probably one of the best misleading brands I have seen in a long time. IVIKE. seperate the lines. genius.

Just do it...IVIKE.

Our hero... by Rian

This guy conjures up many many emotions in us. Mainly confusion.

(Make sure you listen to the whole thing!)



Clap Clap.

By Faye and Rian

hahaha I don't get it. Since when have cats been associated with bad spelling and grammar? Why are these even funny?
What does I can has cheezburger even mean?
'Do cats even like cheezburgers?'
Why is cheezburger spelled with a 'z'?

This can most definately be filed under things we hate along with your manno from The Darkness (see below)

Cats with poorly spelled captions. Weird! Why?

Wez beez hatinz dez picturz


Are they suggesting that cats, if they had writing/vocal skills, would be poor spellers/speakers...

Just a bit shit really...

By Faye and Rian

Rian, we have one follower and I dont even know who it is. I fear our efforts are overlooked.

I know Faye, I don't think he's even a real person... It's a sad day for the sister bloggers. :(

I forgot how much this guy pissed me off... by Faye

Top 5 Animals of the '90s... By Rian

You may also notice that these animals were quite commonly printed on cheaply made t-shirts



(Like the one Faye and Darren bought me for my 8th birthday of Leonardo Di Caprio which melted on me when I fell asleep in the sun in Crete)

In hindsight, the hummingbird would have been pretty golden too...

Oh Rian...I will love you until the wheels come off.

Faye in the morning... by Rian

When we were younguns, we regularly looked at old photographs of times gone by (France '94 etc) (*tear*)

Anyway, there was always a picture of an ape at a zoo and Mum used to always tell us 'That's Dad in the morning'

I never really understood WHY it was funny back then... now? It's priceless...

So...this is for you sister...This is Faye in the morning...

Why? by Faye

Why?

I accidently ran over his dog. Actually, replace 'accidently' with 'repeatedly', and replace 'dog' with 'son

For Keeps Sakes

Day 1.

Nothing. Rian?

Nothing. My mind is a deep abyss of knowledge which I cannot put into words. Just a part of the day-to-day struggle I must endure each and everyday as a real life superhero AND genius. The deadliest of all cocktails :(