Let me tell you some facts about Ri and Faye
FACT: Faye and Ri have a combined age of 121 years.
FACT: One of the two is an infant.
FACT: One of the two wear nappies.
FACT: But both of them should.
FACT: Paddyxien.blogspot.com was begrudgingly created to satisfy a stipulation of a federal court ruling against Faye and Ri.
FACT: They either had to create a blog or perform 2,000 hours of community service.
FACT: The charge against them was treason.
FACT: 2,000 hours community service ain’t bad for treason.
FACT: Ri once found a Chinese Fortune Cookie that had her entire life (past, present, and future) written on it.
FACT: Things don’t end well for Ri
FACT: But the Chow Mein was delicious.
FACT: Faye and Ri frequently arm wrestle.
FACT: Faye’s favourite seasoning for chips is itching powder.
FACT: Faye is illiterate and has scabies.
FACT: Ri is a simple farmer from rural Portugal, charged with the task of finding and killing her shadow self before she is killed in turn.
FACT: Now you know everything there is to know about Faye and Ri.
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